ATTENTION, RECRUITS! Present arms! You there! Yes, you, maggot! You think you can win the great jackpot war by ignoring your drill sergeant’s orders, huh? On the floor and give me twenty! You lousy lot may all think that this is all a game, that playing online slots is just a fun little activity to do when you’re bored, and that there’s no way you can possibly win the great Jackpot no matter how much you try. Well, to hell with that! Those are the excuses of pathetic men and women who are never going to smell a jackpot if it came and bit them on the arse! After I’m done with you, you will not be pathetic! You will know exactly what to do, which slots to play, how to play them and where to play them in order to maximize your chance of winning the jackpot. Your training through boot camp will be so hard it’ll make actual military boot camp look like playing soccer against the Special Olympics team! And let me tell you, the actual Jackpot War will be a hundred times tougher than that! But you will fight! You will struggle through it, you will learn, you will improve, and by the time I’m done with you, miserable dirtbags, you’ll be ready to tackle on the world of casino jackpots! Mark my words – if you work hard, and are very lucky, maybe, just maybe, eventually you’ll be able to win a jackpot of your own. At ease, soldier! Go to your tent and rest for now. Your training begins tomorrow.
